1. At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
2. after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an antique typewriter. for 20 minutes we had him convinced he'd sent himself back in time.
3. I find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
4. You texted me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
X. Text him! Misfires, cross-canon, cross-medium, etc. welcome
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2. after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an antique typewriter. for 20 minutes we had him convinced he'd sent himself back in time.
3. I find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
4. You texted me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
X. Text him! Misfires, cross-canon, cross-medium, etc. welcome
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