1. At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
2. after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an antique typewriter. for 20 minutes we had him convinced he'd sent himself back in time.
3. I find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
4. You texted me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
X. Text him! Misfires, cross-canon, cross-medium, etc. welcome
9. Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
10. I'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
11. There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past the window with a lit firecracker in hand going "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!"
12. So you threw a sword at me last night
13. NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport!
14. You asked to borrow his glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
X. Text him! Cast, cross-canon, cross-medium, OCs etc all good. Misfires, changing pronouns, using prompts from previous tfln welcome, just note which one. Always happy to move threads!
15. Text me when you wake up so I know you're okay.
16. Last time we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
17. We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
18. This poor kid thinks he's going to have his first time with both of us.
19. He just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. That's why there are firetrucks.
x. Wildcard: Text him! Cast, cross-canon, cross-medium, OCs etc. all good. Misfires, changing pronouns, using prompts from prior tfln or continuing previous threads from captcha welcome, just note which one.
20. I was actually shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth. 21. Make sure you wash your hands. That bird you threw was very sick. 22. I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic. 23. Are you calling me a bad decision? 24. I'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help. x. Wildcard: text him! Cast, cross-canon, cross-medium, OCs etc all good. Misfires, using prompts from previous tfln welcome, just note which one. Always happy to move threads!
i. you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just walked around like you weren't soaking wet. ii. on a scale of 1 to 10, how concerned should I be? iii. not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it, but damn it's a hilarious story iv. I've decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting. v. you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom vi. wildcard: text him!
[cast, cross-canon, cross-medium, OCs, misfires, using prompts from previous tfln welcome, just note which one.]
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2. after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an antique typewriter. for 20 minutes we had him convinced he'd sent himself back in time.
3. I find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
4. You texted me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
X. Text him! Misfires, cross-canon, cross-medium, etc. welcome
https://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/11155571.html?thread=4526923379#cmt4526923379
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6. We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich...
7. Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
8. your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today.
https://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/11166781.html?thread=4531972157#cmt4531972157
X. Text him! Misfires, cross-canon, cross-medium, etc. welcome
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9. Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
10. I'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
11. There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past the window with a lit firecracker in hand going "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!"
12. So you threw a sword at me last night
13. NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport!
14. You asked to borrow his glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
X. Text him! Cast, cross-canon, cross-medium, OCs etc all good. Misfires, changing pronouns, using prompts from previous tfln welcome, just note which one. Always happy to move threads!
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16. Last time we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
17. We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
18. This poor kid thinks he's going to have his first time with both of us.
19. He just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. That's why there are firetrucks.
x. Wildcard: Text him! Cast, cross-canon, cross-medium, OCs etc. all good. Misfires, changing pronouns, using prompts from prior tfln or continuing previous threads from captcha welcome, just note which one.
https://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/11235125.html?thread=4558371381#cmt4558371381
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21. Make sure you wash your hands. That bird you threw was very sick.
22. I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic.
23. Are you calling me a bad decision?
24. I'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
x. Wildcard: text him! Cast, cross-canon, cross-medium, OCs etc all good. Misfires, using prompts from previous tfln welcome, just note which one. Always happy to move threads!
https://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/11316462.html?thread=4592765166#cmt4592765166
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ii. on a scale of 1 to 10, how concerned should I be?
iii. not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it, but damn it's a hilarious story
iv. I've decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting.
v. you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
vi. wildcard: text him!
[cast, cross-canon, cross-medium, OCs, misfires, using prompts from previous tfln welcome, just note which one.]
https://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/11408524.html?thread=4643293836#cmt4643293836